Me: Sheridan (my dog) no licking your butt in public!
Sheridan tilts her head to the side with wide innocent eyes as if to remind me that we are the only creatures in the room.
Me: Yes, Sheridan, when it comes to licking your butt I am still considered public!
Please enjoy your day! If you have furbabies, please feel free to post a picture or a little story in the comments!